Happiness Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that…

— R.J. Silver

“Please, allow me a moment to put my penis back where it belongs. I should never have taken it out of its plastic wrapping…

— Jarod Kintz

You can't say Happiness without penis

— Anonymous

“Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it’s inside you until someone pulls it out.”

— Meghan Quinn

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“You can't just accidentally penis somebody.”

— Christopher Moore

“The fact that my dick's in it's happy place is probably saving your life. Trust me when I say I'm seriously considerin' strangling you,…

— Joanna Wylde

“If it were possible to raise the penis by means of a simple command, then sexual excitement would have no place in the world.”

— Milan Kundera

“Even with the condom on, I can still feel the piercing enough. And I love it. In fact, I’m ruined. I’ll never want another…

— C.M. Owens

“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.”

— Rachel Robinson

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me…

— Jarod Kintz

“Happiness is not squeezing yourself into someone else's box.”

— Dayanara Ryelle