Having sex Quote by David Mazzucchelli

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a…

— David Mazzucchelli

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest.…

— Amy Schumer

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

— Owen Wilson

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one.

— Vedica

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one

— Anonymous

Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:

— Anonymous

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.

— Patience

“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then…

— Suzanne Wright

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey