Condom Quote by David Mazzucchelli

“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a…

— David Mazzucchelli

I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one.

— Vedica

Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:

— Anonymous

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.

— Patience

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one

— Anonymous

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

— Owen Wilson

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

— Adam Carolla

I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.

— Bill Cosby

It was a mistake, I should have worn a condom.

— Sara Quin

What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex!

— Amy Lockwood