Condom Quote by Sara Quin

Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:

— Anonymous

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.

— Patience

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one

— Anonymous

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband.

— Nikhil Saluja

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

— Anonymous

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

— J. B. Smoove

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

— Adam Ant

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The first thought that goes through my mind, right after I close the bedroom door, and right before I put on a condom is,

— Anonymous

You can wear a condom but you cant come here

— Lil Wayne

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a…

— David Mazzucchelli