Quote by Patience

Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:

— Anonymous

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one

— Anonymous

I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one.

— Vedica

It was a mistake, I should have worn a condom.

— Sara Quin

You shld put a condomn on yr head. if yr gna act lika d*ck - you might as well dress like one !

— Anonymous

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest.…

— Amy Schumer

If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

— Dennis Rodman

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a…

— David Mazzucchelli

The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.

— Richard Branson

Bitches always on my dick, I wear a condom when I shit!

— J Cole

“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,”

— Christine Zolendz

You can wear a condom but you cant come here

— Lil Wayne