Guys Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Guys
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience Copy Share Image
You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one. — Vedica Copy Share Image
You shld put a condomn on yr head. if yr gna act lika d*ck - you might as well dress like one ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a… — David Mazzucchelli Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
Send ya to the store condoms and more jealous females call you sluts and whores — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around. — Carlos De'shawn Banks Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I am against stereotype. Generally, Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
I write about presidents. That means I write about guys - so far. I'm interested in the people closest to them, the people they… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
I've seen guys come along with more ability - they've been faster or bigger or stronger - but they never worked hard to develop… — Steve Largent Copy Share Image
In summer, my Sundays are often taken up with cricket. I play with a bunch of other over-competitive and overenthusiastic guys who I have… — Ben Elliot Copy Share Image
On 'Workaholics,' I feel like I'm just hanging out with my buddies being filmed, but on 'Mindy,' I'm around professional funny people who act.… — Anders Holm Copy Share Image
I feel like everyone has a preference. You have women who don't like shorter guys. You have women who like taller guys. You have… — Sevyn Streeter Copy Share Image
I know guys respect work ethic, and they respect the guys that are invested and committed. — Alex Smith Copy Share Image
I want viewers to see that everything is connected, even the little guys like pollinators and flowers. — Louie Schwartzberg Copy Share Image
We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
