Condom Quote by Martine McCutcheon Download Open image “Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.” — Martine McCutcheon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Condom Men Not sure Underpants Want
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one. — Vedica Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience Copy Share Image
I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a… — David Mazzucchelli Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Send ya to the store condoms and more jealous females call you sluts and whores — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you're a man and you ask questions, you're a genius; if you're a woman, you're difficult. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
There are times when I'm so bored with being healthy and organic that I crave sugar and additives. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
I've been told if you're an actress you can't sing, if you're a dancer you can't act, you can't do theatre and be respected… — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
I look very different on camera compared with how I do in real life. On camera, I look my best when everything is enhanced,… — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
I run or walk three times a week. I do Pilates, too, which is amazing - it makes you longer and leaner. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
A huge part of youth is how you behave: I'm always looking for fun and anything that makes me feel alive - that in… — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
It's taken a while, but I've finally grown up and got my head around the fact that the healthier the food you eat is… — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
I don't think for a second that I'm the best at anything, but I know I'm really good at quite a lot of things… — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
Adele is great because she promotes the idea of being happy as you are. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
I eat foods such as fish, chicken, fruit and vegetables while avoiding red meat, dairy and wheat. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately? — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
You should put a condomn on your head. if yr gna act lika dick - you might as well dress like one ! — Jm Copy Share Image
“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.” — Chris Kasparoza Copy Share Image
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can you make… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them.… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image