Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
Basically, if you like 'Deadpool,' you'll love 'Captain Underpants.' — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens. — Anthony Michael Hall Copy Share Image
“He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“I just wanted to change the world but after a whole year of trying the only thing I changed was my underpants.” — Little Pete Wrigley Copy Share Image
Buy one pair of knickers or underpants from Marks & Spencer. Then you'll truly be like a Brit! — Richard Quest Copy Share Image
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I am a huge fan of big cotton underpants; they're comfortable. I wear them every day. — Gisele Bundchen Copy Share Image
And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Sex is one of the most interesting things we as humans have to play with, and we've reduced it to polyester underpants… — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
“Bursar?" "Yes, Archchancellor?" "You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?" "Me? No, Archchancellor." "Then it'd be a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We are a breathtakingly alienated people... One of my props is the world's largest underpants. I've had the president of Costa Rica… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
“Has it ever struck you as odd that humans are the only creatures on the planet who wear clothes? Everything else, from… — Linda Bender Copy Share Image
I created 'Captain Underpants' when I was in the second grade. I was constantly getting in trouble for being the class clown,… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam:… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
He learned to live with the truth. Not to accept it, but to live with it. It was like living with an… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
“Here, Lin,' he puffed. 'You are such a big fellow, I hope we can get a good fits. These are from Fat… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
“Noriega wound up like a baseball pitcher on top of the bed and hurled the small gun, but was low and outside… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Cam lifted the back of the U-Haul door to find Perry holding up a pair of Nana's enormous, silky white underpants. 'Whoops,'… — Wendy Wunder Copy Share Image
She lay on her back and walked her fingers down her ribs, skipped them over her abdomen, and landed on her pelvic… — Steven Levenkron Copy Share Image
“But ever since I made the decision to drop a few pounds-way less easy than it sounds, by the way-I've become obsessed… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
My goal with The Adventures of Captain Underpants was to invent a style which was almost identical to that of a picture… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
“Earl Grey, which tastes like old ladies' underpants soaked in perfume.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . .” — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Man, sometimes just picture the crowd as monkeys in there underpants. — Kings Of Leon Copy Share Image
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