And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens. — Anthony Michael Hall Copy Share Image
It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam:… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Let’s not mince words: the inside of the Sydney casino looks as if Vegas had an illegitimate child with Liberace’s underpants, and… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
He learned to live with the truth. Not to accept it, but to live with it. It was like living with an… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
“Earl Grey, which tastes like old ladies' underpants soaked in perfume.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
I am a huge fan of big cotton underpants; they're comfortable. I wear them every day. — Gisele Bundchen Copy Share Image
Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants. — Paula Yates Copy Share Image
The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
It's us," Stephen said. "Oh, thank God," said a voice. Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
She lay on her back and walked her fingers down her ribs, skipped them over her abdomen, and landed on her pelvic… — Steven Levenkron Copy Share Image
“Bursar?" "Yes, Archchancellor?" "You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?" "Me? No, Archchancellor." "Then it'd be a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
