Funny Quote by Cuthbert Soup Download Open image ““He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!”” — Cuthbert Soup ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Man U
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