Funny Quote by David Sedaris

Somebody described it to me the best as when you go in to write a song with two people that you've never met, you're…

— Scotty McCreery

That awkward moment when people behind you start laughing & you automatically think its about you!..

— Anonymous

It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of…

— Dane Cook

That awkward moment when you're taking off your jeans in the changing room, and your underwear decides to come off too.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you try to put on your underwear, and your foot gets caught, and you almost fall over.

— Orebela Gbenga

It's always awkward when I meet a stranger and they tell me how surprised they are that I'm not an evil lunatic in person.…

— Stassi Schroeder

The awkward moment when sluts wear clothes

— Author Name

You always have those moments of standing outside your own life and thinking, 'This is kind of bizarre and quite wonderful.' And I think…

— Jacob Collier

It's funny how sometimes I laugh just because I meet you.

— Hansakeyba

Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.

— Anonymous

When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There…

— Lynda Barry