Comic Quote by David Sedaris

Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.

— Herbert Gardner

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

— Dane Cook

There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone.

— Nick Kroll

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.

— Merrie Spaeth

Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

— Greg Behrendt

I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.

— Christopher Walken

To be a comic, you must reveal yourself in your most grotesque nudity. And it's only then, when the truth gets told, when the…

— Melissa Leo

When you start to talk about comic books, a lot of the time, people forget about the comic part of it. They need to…

— Samuel L. Jackson

Laughs, just laughs. It's the only motivation of a comic.

— Ari Shaffir

There's nothing better than hearing someone laugh.

— Billy Magnussen

When comics are in the room, people have a tendency to try to make them laugh. That doesn't really make you funnier. It makes…

— Jermaine Fowler

Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or…

— Jim Gaffigan