Do you know what it is sir? Do you know what the Dance Dance Revolution is? It's not an actual revolution, so… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
If the watchdog doesn't bark, how do you know there's a burglar in the basement? And the press is supposed to be… — Bill Moyers Copy Share Image
I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? — Barry Cryer Copy Share Image
Here's the point - and Jonah Goldberg reminds us of this. He wrote a blog post that was titled "The MacGuffinization of… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Do you know at this very moment you are surrounded by eternity? And do you know that you can use that eternity… — Carlos Castaneda Copy Share Image
Do you know, a horrible thing has happened to me. I have begun to doubt Tennyson. — Gerard Manley Hopkins Copy Share Image
Do you know what elegance is? It is not only what you're wearing. It is how you wear it. who you are… — Carolina Herrera Copy Share Image
O, Youth: Do you know that yours is not the first generation to yearn for a life full of beauty and freedom? — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Do you know that all great spurts in...progress came just after some unorthodox ideas or exotic impressions had penetrated into a closed… — Anatol Rapoport Copy Share Image
Do you know when people really become spiritual? It is when they become the slaves of God and are branded with His… — Teresa of Avila Copy Share Image
Do you know what social justice is? Do you know what social reform is? I didn't either, but reform and social justice… — Silvio Santos Copy Share Image
Do you know that my very first experience as a composer was a 'Concerto for Accordion?' — Alfred Schnittke Copy Share Image
You know what an effective deterrent to crime is? Jail! And do you know what kind of criminal penalty actually makes people… — Matt Taibbi Copy Share Image
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
When you model, there's no way you can't notice yourself. Do you know what I mean? Because you're constantly surrounded by people… — Cara Delevingne Copy Share Image
I mean come on. Do you know how easy it is to be famous these days? Do you have any idea? The… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
Do you know most of the Jewish songs have the same trend of sadness as Negro spirituals? — Mahalia Jackson Copy Share Image
I never divide photographers into creative and uncreative, I just call them photographers. Who is creative? How do you know who is… — Imogen Cunningham Copy Share Image
I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear seven inch heels, four foot wigs, and skintight dresses? — RuPaul Copy Share Image
If you listen to everybody's opinions, I mean, I always say I'd be digging a ditch on the side of the road… — Brian Setzer Copy Share Image
Do you know what I'm really frustrated at is, when I was much younger, I was really supple. I could do the… — Michaela Strachan Copy Share Image
