If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation. — Roddy Piper Come Copy Share Image
I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably… — Roddy Piper Car Copy Share Image
I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of… — Roddy Piper Acting Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Accident Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Kids Copy Share Image
There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a… — Roddy Piper Car Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1… — Roddy Piper History Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Cry Copy Share Image
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. — Roddy Piper Dictionary Copy Share Image
A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and… — Roddy Piper Back Copy Share Image
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their… — Roddy Piper Chests Copy Share Image
Burt Reynolds, the first time I met him, he introduced me at Madison Square Garden at Wrestlemania X. — Roddy Piper First Copy Share Image
'Piper's Pit' was totally unscripted - everything just happened - thus, innovation was a challenging must to accomplish. — Roddy Piper Accomplish Copy Share Image
They say that wrestlers are actors, and they couldn't be more wrong. The truth is wrestling and acting could not be more… — Roddy Piper Acting Copy Share Image
'Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies' is a comedy. It was fun. You just don't take it serious. You just go there, get your… — Roddy Piper Comedy Copy Share Image
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone… — Roddy Piper Busy Copy Share Image
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Ass Copy Share Image
I owe everything to my fans. They were the ones who cheered for me, and they were the ones who gave me… — Roddy Piper Everything Copy Share Image
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Diapers Copy Share Image
It seems like I have been fighting someone, something, someplace, in some manner, my whole life. — Roddy Piper Fighting Copy Share Image
