Roddy Piper

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

— Roddy Piper

When I get to Heaven, I'll want to fight.

— Roddy Piper

I was born in Saskatoon.

— Roddy Piper

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

— Roddy Piper

My first match lasted 10 seconds, and I lost.

— Roddy Piper

Wrestlers are the best.

— Roddy Piper

The WWE gave me a family and a life.

— Roddy Piper

Only people who can't draw money need belts.

— Roddy Piper

I only had an A game... no matter where I was.

— Roddy Piper

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers...

— Roddy Piper

Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy... I have so much respect for them.

— Roddy Piper

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

— Roddy Piper

It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in.

— Roddy Piper

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

— Roddy Piper

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

— Roddy Piper

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

— Roddy Piper

We got an old saying: I would rather you punch my teeth down my throat than throw a popcorn punch!

— Roddy Piper

Wrestling has a tremendous entrance plan. You come in, and it's, 'Boy, here you are. It's rock and roll; it's wonderful.' It's…

— Roddy Piper

I broke my right ankle. Four ribs. One rib went into my liver. My spleen. My back in two places.

— Roddy Piper

I owe everything to my fans. They were the ones who cheered for me, and they were the ones who gave me…

— Roddy Piper

For anyone who's not familiar with 'Piper's Pit,' they need to know one thing - there's absolutely no rules.

— Roddy Piper

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone…

— Roddy Piper

'Piper's Pit' was totally unscripted - everything just happened - thus, innovation was a challenging must to accomplish.

— Roddy Piper

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

— Roddy Piper

There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a…

— Roddy Piper

I was going nine times a week. You get to a point where you don't really know who you are. You're running…

— Roddy Piper

I was raised by the last of the Gorgeous George era. You don't let somebody come from some other business, walk in…

— Roddy Piper

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an…

— Roddy Piper

Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit…

— Roddy Piper

I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people…

— Roddy Piper

Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple.…

— Roddy Piper

You've got to realize, I've been stabbed three times; I'm not too used to this kind of love from people. It has…

— Roddy Piper

My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back…

— Roddy Piper

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

— Roddy Piper

I'm kind of a go-get-'em kind of guy.

— Roddy Piper

I like choir music. I sincerely do!

— Roddy Piper

The business has taken a toll on me.

— Roddy Piper

The heel runs the match.

— Roddy Piper

I'm not as sharp as I used to be.

— Roddy Piper

I lived on the street myself.

— Roddy Piper