Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead? — Roddy Piper Bills Copy Share Image
Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple.… — Roddy Piper Fans Copy Share Image
Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit… — Roddy Piper Dumb Copy Share Image
It's one thing to talk the talk; it's another thing to walk after getting whacked with a coconut. — Roddy Piper Another Copy Share Image
One night, I knocked out Mr. T, kicked Cyndi Lauper, chased Dick Clark back to his locker room, and slapped Little Richard. — Roddy Piper Back Copy Share Image
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? — Roddy Piper Bark Copy Share Image
The very first individual that breaks out in my mind as a top villain is Gorgeous George, and it's hard to beat… — Roddy Piper Beat Copy Share Image
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going… — Roddy Piper Beats Copy Share Image
I put my heart into my career, and the people knew that I did that; and I went from being the most… — Roddy Piper Best Copy Share Image
I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people… — Roddy Piper Aspire Copy Share Image
It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in. — Roddy Piper Accident Copy Share Image
Guys like Ole Anderson, Gene Anderson, Mad Dog Vachon, Johnny Valentine. I love them to death. I'll love them forever. — Roddy Piper Death Copy Share Image
My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back… — Roddy Piper Arena Copy Share Image
For anyone who's not familiar with 'Piper's Pit,' they need to know one thing - there's absolutely no rules. — Roddy Piper Absolutely Copy Share Image
You walk into an arena with 10,000 people and no security and everybody hating you, it takes some gumption. — Roddy Piper Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. — Roddy Piper Bed Copy Share Image
I was trained by, at the time, the toughest man in the world. Not according to him, either. His name is 'Judo'… — Roddy Piper Chuck norris Copy Share Image
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox. — Roddy Piper Cutting Copy Share Image
