I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
They say that wrestlers are actors, and they couldn't be more wrong. The truth is wrestling and acting could not be more… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Bagpipes is a woodwind instrument, so you have to warm it up. But in a wrestling dressing room? You've got to be… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I was 15 years old when I started wrestling full time, and I know what I had to go through to get here. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I left home when I was 13. When I was 15, I was living in a youth hostel, and I was the… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers... — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Wrestling has a tremendous entrance plan. You come in, and it's, 'Boy, here you are. It's rock and roll; it's wonderful.' It's… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a lot of… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1 box office… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and had no… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
