I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers... — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Wrestling has a tremendous entrance plan. You come in, and it's, 'Boy, here you are. It's rock and roll; it's wonderful.' It's… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
It seems like I have been fighting someone, something, someplace, in some manner, my whole life. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Bagpipes is a woodwind instrument, so you have to warm it up. But in a wrestling dressing room? You've got to be… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I left home when I was 13. When I was 15, I was living in a youth hostel, and I was the… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
One time, I fought 90 fights in 90 days in 90 different places around the world. I didn't even know who I… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple.… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
You never let somebody come from outside the business, have their way with the business, and then leave the next day and… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I was trained by, at the time, the toughest man in the world. Not according to him, either. His name is 'Judo'… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Bret Hart is my cousin, I'm told. Didn't know that until I was, I don't know, 28, 25. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
WWE and I have a long history, and I remember some very fun days back in the day. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a lot of… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1 box office… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and had no… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
