I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Back in the early days of WWE, I remember doing 20 interviews every Tuesday, one right after the other on different topics. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a lot of… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1 box office… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and had no… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
