With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie! — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I'm broke as hell and one day I won't… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I love WWE, and I love that platform. There is no other platform in the world that gives me that instant gratification.… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is this: Austin can take his ball, and go home. But as far as The Rock is… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
WWE is a space where I thrived, and I loved, and I still do. I love connecting with an audience; that is… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin,… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock! — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice! — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth! — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, that's my life lesson. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I know how important it is to have people who believe in you even when you don't believe in yourself. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
If you make a good family movie, then everybody in the family can relate to somebody, or in this case something. That's always enjoyable.… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I've learned over the years that when it comes to success, consistency is key. Consistent hard work that we may not like doing today,… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I was a good football player, and I had a chance to play with some great players. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
My freshman and sophomore years in high school, I spent a lot of time trying to get back on the right track. I was… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The only film I've enjoyed starring a wrestler was Mickey Rourke in 'The Wrestler.' — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
Yeah, I was a delinquent. It was when I was in the ninth grade. I was doing stupid stuff, and the cops came into… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
In life we get an opportunity to do some cool things, and some things that are fun and that we like doing. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
