When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
