Jerry Lawler

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does.…

— Jerry Lawler

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

— Jerry Lawler

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition…

— Jerry Lawler

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

— Jerry Lawler

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

— Jerry Lawler

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything…

— Jerry Lawler

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

— Jerry Lawler

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump…

— Jerry Lawler

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

— Jerry Lawler

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

— Jerry Lawler

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a…

— Jerry Lawler

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac,…

— Jerry Lawler

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

— Jerry Lawler

Is he dancing or having a seizure?

— Jerry Lawler

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

— Jerry Lawler

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

— Jerry Lawler

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

— Jerry Lawler

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

— Jerry Lawler

If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

— Jerry Lawler

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.

— Jerry Lawler

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married…

— Jerry Lawler

It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed…

— Jerry Lawler

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.

— Jerry Lawler

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he…

— Jerry Lawler

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a…

— Jerry Lawler