Christmas Quote by Jerry Lawler Download Open image “Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.” — Jerry Lawler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Drunk Inspirational Love WWE
Let it be known I got rappers on my hit list, I got so many gifts you would swear I stole Christmas! — Soulja Boy Copy Share Image
I do love the Nat King Cole stuff, the classic Christmas records. There's something about putting those records on and hearing his voice at… — Michael McDonald Copy Share Image
Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Other teenagers got clothes and electronics for Christmas. I got my name on a hit list.” — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
The Christmas after Mom & Dad split up, they both went crazy buying us presents. Matt, Jonny, and I were showered with gifts at… — Susan Beth Pfeffer Copy Share Image
I gave a Christmas party last year - well, two Christmases ago - where I did a Sam Cooke show. I didn't perform as… — R. Kelly Copy Share Image
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
