Doe Quote by Jerry Lawler

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

— Jerry Lawler

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good,…

— Jerry Lawler

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

— Jerry Lawler

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

— Jerry Lawler

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun…

— Jerry Lawler

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

— Jerry Lawler

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill…

— Jerry Lawler

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

— Jerry Lawler

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

— Jerry Lawler

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

— Jerry Lawler

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in…

— Jerry Lawler

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

— Jerry Lawler