Bumps Quote by Jerry Lawler

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

— Jerry Lawler

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

— Jerry Lawler

He don't debate he concentrate on survivin' He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin' But he'll drink while he's drivin' He's the…

— Devin the Dude

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had…

— Chelsea Handler

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

— Anonymous

Do not drink and drive. You might drive on a bump and spill your drink

— Mitch

“if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive”

— Dmitry Dyatlov

Dont drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

— Alex Matshaba

I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.” I wished. “I…

— Karen Chance

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

— Joe E. Lewis

I was even more of a fan of Jake The Snake than I was of my dad when I was a kid, and that's…

— Randy Orton

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

— W. C. Fields