Drunk Quote by Jerry Lawler

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill…

— Jerry Lawler

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

— Jerry Lawler

I was even more of a fan of Jake The Snake than I was of my dad when I was a kid, and that's…

— Randy Orton

Friends Turn To Fakes, Fakes Turn To Snakes, Then The Snakes Hate And Start Talking To the Jakes.

— K Koke

We got to stay awake for all these lizards and snakes; Some of them come as friends, some of them come as Jakes.

— Q-Tip

Jake 'The Snake,' getting the chance to talk to him all day and just picking his brain - you know, he has his demons,…

— Randy Orton

“Snake looks scary for us and we look scary for the snake! Always try to see yourself from the eyes of others!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“LOOK AT THIS SNAKE!”

— J.K. Rowling

“Who says I’m drinking? (Morgan) I guess the bottle drank itself. (Jake)”

— Kinley MacGregor

There are, broadly speaking, two types of drinkers. There is the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten numbly by…

— Jack London

It's a well-known fact for actors that the snakes get the best lines.

— Mike Connors

“What is with these guys? Where's the thrill in watching snakes eat? I certainly didn't thrill in watching humans eat.”

— Patrick Jennings