Life Quote by Mazher (@mazher50

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Hen wife pulls her husband, whos fully drunk, to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies- LADY¦ LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM Married..!!

— AB

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to…

— Henny Youngman

If my wife is cooking a meal at home, which is not often, thankfully, but you know, she's doing (oh, she's good at some…

— Ken Robinson

Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife:…

— Zhat

A woman's whole life is spent making chicken curry while her husband works. Then, any time he likes, he can kick her out.

— Asma Jahangir

“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Will you folks excuse me, I have to go to…

— Jarod Kintz

Each home has been reduced to the bare essentials -- to barer essentials than most primitive people would consider possible. Only one woman's hands…

— Margaret Mead

One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife…

— Horla

When I come home, my wife is the boss.

— Gennady Golovkin

“A man walks into a bar and says: Take my wife–please. So you do. You take her out into the rain and you fall…

— Richard Siken

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill.…

— Henny Youngman