Drunk Quote by George Jones

In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When…

— P. J. O'Rourke

If somebody honks a horn in Cleveland, they're saying 'Hi.' It's so rare to be honked at in anger. When we have merging traffic,…

— Mary Doria Russell

I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps.

— Mohit Sharma

I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and…

— Mitch Hedberg

I am tired and weary because people are continually forcing me off the road. I was actually honked off once.

— Terry Fox

When I drive if you beep your horn 1 second after the light changes green I will shut off my car, lay on the…

— Anonymous

“It’s important to understand that in the Third World most driving is done with the horn, or “Egyptian Brake Pedal,” as it is known.…

— P.J. O'Rourke

A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light

— Toni Watson

I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd…

— Green Monk

Honk if you love Jesus. Drink while driving if you want to meet him.

— Anonymous

Blow your own horn loud. If you succeed, people will forgive your noise; if you fail, they'll forget it.

— William Feather

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

— Anonymous