Driving Quote by Toni Watson Download Open image “A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light” — Toni Watson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Driving Facebook status Funny Motivation Red light Road rage Weekend
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. — Henry Morgan Copy Share Image
In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage. — Rahul Dravid Copy Share Image
I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps. — Mohit Sharma Copy Share Image
“All drivers run red lights the same way—with a glance in the rearview mirror to see if a cop saw them. I love the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If somebody honks a horn in Cleveland, they're saying 'Hi.' It's so rare to be honked at in anger. When we have merging traffic,… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“It’s important to understand that in the Third World most driving is done with the horn, or “Egyptian Brake Pedal,” as it is known.… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones Copy Share Image
I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“In summer, waiting for night, we’d pose against the afterglow on corners, watching traffic cruise through the neighborhood. Sometimes, a car would go by… — Stuart Dybek Copy Share Image
When faced with a difficult task, Hand it over to a Lazy Person. They'll fighure out an easier way — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
You crush the Caterpillars, but then complain when there's no Butterflys... — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears dark glasses… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I need a Boyfriend. No...You WANT a Boyfriend. You NEED some water, because you sound THIRSTY — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I don't own a yacht or a flashy car. I've always had safe cars because I do so much driving. I don't think I've… — Angela Rippon Copy Share Image
There are a lot of impractical things about owning a Porsche. But they're all offset by the driving experience. It really is unique. Lamborghinis… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
We're focused on providing innovations in software, driving the continuous improvement for a much better experience, and there's a lot going on here that… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Emma was a shocking driver, simultaneously sloppy and petrified, and for the first fifty miles had been absent-mindedly driving with her spectacles on top… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I'm really looking forward to a time when generations after us look back and say how ridiculous it was that humans were driving cars. — Sebastian Thrun Copy Share Image
With our dramas, we have a lot of shows that feature very well-to-do, well-educated people who are driving very nice cars and living in… — Channing Dungey Copy Share Image
By measuring the proportion of children living with the same parents from birth and whether their parents report a good quality relationship we are… — Iain Duncan Smith Copy Share Image