Funny Quote by Toni Watson Download Open image “Ooooh, They Just Called You Short..!!! Aw Hell Naw, Lift Me Up..!!!” — Toni Watson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Sarcastic
Short is short and Tall is Tall You are what you are That is All! — Stephen Cosgrove Copy Share Image
You better stand tall when they're calling you out, don't bend, don't break, and don't back down! — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
I don't know why, but everybody thinks that I'm short. When they see me for the first time, women are always surprised to be… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
I don't know why, but everybody thinks that I'm short. When they see me for the first time, women are always surprised to be… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
Better stand tall when they're calling you out. Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down. — Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
When faced with a difficult task, Hand it over to a Lazy Person. They'll fighure out an easier way — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
You crush the Caterpillars, but then complain when there's no Butterflys... — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears dark glasses… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I need a Boyfriend. No...You WANT a Boyfriend. You NEED some water, because you sound THIRSTY — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
