It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How dare you ignore me after I've made 0 attempts at talking to you. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Sarcastic and merciless one, you glory in the pain you give!” — E.D.E.N. Southworth Copy Share Image
The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It really flatters me that some peoples lives are SO boring, they actually sit around & talk about mine. I didn't realize… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and… — Gary L. Graybill Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do… — Babloo Copy Share Image
History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not… — Dexter Perkins Copy Share Image
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“He shook his head. "Uh-uh. That's not going to work anymore. You can be as hard and sarcastic as you want, but… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know… — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
“This is awesome," Tsunami said. "I'm so excited." "Going to see my very favorite dragon in all of Pyrrhia." "Are you being… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the… — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
I consider myself almost a Californian at this point, because I've been here long enough. Obviously, when I first came to the… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
I suddenly thought about being backstage, and I think it shocks you to meet the people you shared your bedrooms with. And… — Kevin Drew Copy Share Image
I can be blunt or I can be honestwhere Ive gotten in trouble is when Im being sarcastic or Im trying to… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
97% of people work a J.O.B( Just Over Broke). All of them want a M.B.A (Massive Bank Account). They are clueless on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s so obvious that you’re gonna ask a good looking dude to be with you for the rest of your holiday while… — Rea Lidde Copy Share Image
“I never learned to swim." "Wonderful.That had to be the one skill you don't possess,didn't it?" How could he be so sarcastic… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“Wow,” he said, his voice as sarcastic as before. “I had no idea I was related to such an accomplished detective. Is… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
