Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
97% of people work a J.O.B( Just Over Broke). All of them want a M.B.A (Massive Bank Account). They are clueless on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is one thing on earth more terrible than English music, and that is English painting. — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
How dare you ignore me after I've made 0 attempts at talking to you. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me! — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic… — Anthony Green Copy Share Image
