I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs,… — Humaira Copy Share Image
See this hand? Its going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning… — Humaira Copy Share Image
Ill be a millionaire once Im done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet! — Humaira Copy Share Image
Cop pulls over a car: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: You thought I had donuts? — Humaira Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two… — Humaira Copy Share Image
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Never sink into your enemys level. Just smile and nod, it drives them insane. — Humaira Copy Share Image
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs, he said¦… — Humaira Copy Share Image
Serving in any matter can make a change, never think that what you can give is to little. — Humaira Copy Share Image
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