Sarcastic Quote by Humaira

“It dawned on him that he really could be a cop if he wanted to, and it dawned on him that he'd had this…

— Doug Dorst

The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, 'Do you know why I stopped you?' It…

— Gabriel Iglesias

Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!

— Anonymous

You're a cop. I need a doughnut.

— Jim Butcher

Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in.

— Anonymous

When he realized who he'd pulled over, the policeman shook his head in disbelief. He told me of all people I should know better.…

— Dennis Franz

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I…

— Steven Wright

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!

— Anonymous

“I tried explaining to Blackjack that taking a flying horse through the drive-thru would give every cop in the doughnut shop a heart attack,…

— Rick Riordan

But it was definitely a car trailing me and quickly I prepared myself for a great dash. I began quickening my step and when…

— Melina Marchetta

A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's…

— Steven Wright

You better get over here with my car,” Grandad says. “Before I call the cops and tell them you stole it.” “Sorry,” I say…

— Holly Black