Funny Quote by Doug Dorst

“I tried explaining to Blackjack that taking a flying horse to a donut shop would give every cop in there a heart attack, but…

— Rick Riordan

“Have a donut. Be glad there are donuts in this universe.”

— Matthew Rave

“Go Chase A Donut.”

— Rick Riordan

“He spread his hands in a self-deprecating gesture. 'Well, I'm not a cop. And I'm not a woman.' She couldn't resist. 'I had noticed.”

— Val McDermid

“he'd been a cop long enough to know what actual perversion looked like and it sure wasn't two guys or two women going out…

— Tere Michaels

“Eat a donut in the face, not its asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hard to protect your food, with your ass anchored." He saluted me with the doughnut. "When you're ready to talk, call me. You know…

— Ilona Andrews

“That gooey stuff inside a Boston crème donut. That’s what you smell like. Now I’ll get a hard-on every time I eat one.”

— Cara McKenna

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”

— Jarod Kintz

“And if Travis was chocolate, then Gage was… donuts. Yes, sweet, flaky donuts. And the only thing better than donuts and chocolate was… well,…

— Nicole Edwards

“The humanoids told Don that if he went home with a whore, she would cook him a meal of petroleum and coal products at…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“He had smoked dope exactly twice, but stopped when he realized it was called dope for a reason.”

— Christopher Pike