Driving Quote by Anonymous

COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN!

— Ana

“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.”

— Kyle Adams

If a cop pulls me over and he says papers and I say scissors does that mean I have won

— Me

Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his…

— Unkknown

Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and…

— Anonymous

Cop pulls over a car: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: You thought I had donuts?

— Humaira

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

— Dead Kennedys

A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man…

— Anonymous

When he realized who he'd pulled over, the policeman shook his head in disbelief. He told me of all people I should know better.…

— Dennis Franz

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a…

— Colin Powell

Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'

— Anonymous

Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in.

— Anonymous