Advice Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Advice Drinking Funny
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his… — Unkknown Copy Share Image
If you and I took a walk down a shopping street in Jo'burg or Cape Town or London, we see two guys looking in… — Peter James Copy Share Image
“Friends don't let friends drive drunk." "Are you trying to appeal to my conscience?" "How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking… — Banksy Copy Share Image
Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“What good is having a friend who's a cop if he won't give me inside information?" "So you can ask him to look at… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, 'Do you know why I stopped you?' It… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.' — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I ask for tips, for advice. What I have also learnt is that I need to do things that are good for me. In… — Matthijs de Ligt Copy Share Image
Don't get too attached to someone you know you can't be together with. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
The worst advice? 'Don't listen to the critics.' I think that you really ought to listen to the critics, because sometimes they're telling you… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Time is priceless. You have it, but you don't own it. You spend it, but you can't keep it. And once it's gone, there's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Some of the things that we hold onto the most, are the things that we need to let go of. — Ryaj Ablando Catayas Copy Share Image
“If your clothes are enough to drive would-be friends away, they're not the kind of friends you want." Typical mother advice. Sweet, honest, and… — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
I always advise people not to act upon the advice that I give them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
[A]s you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air.… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image