Drunk Quote by Anonymous

Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his…

— Unkknown

Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!

— Anonymous

A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man…

— Anonymous

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

— Dead Kennedys

No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.

— Anonymous

Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say.........Hi! How are you?

— Melchor Lim

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

— Henny Youngman

When he realized who he'd pulled over, the policeman shook his head in disbelief. He told me of all people I should know better.…

— Dennis Franz

Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'

— Anonymous

The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street…

— Ron White

Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you?

— Anonymous

Officer , I swear to drunk Im not God!

— Hemant Smarty