Quote by Dead Kennedys Download Open image “I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.” — Dead Kennedys ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Officer down. Officer down." "I'm an officer now, am I? That's insult to injury.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his… — Unkknown Copy Share Image
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A magazine says your face don't look right unless you wear our brand new wonder creme tonight. — Dead Kennedys Copy Share Image
Surround you with pop fantasies just slightly out of reach to soften all the blows of your forced daily routine. — Dead Kennedys Copy Share Image
We wanna save the whales, we'll watch them feed. Buzz around them in boats, 'til they won't breed. — Dead Kennedys Copy Share Image
Any kind of real change takes more time and work than changing channels on a TV set. — Dead Kennedys Copy Share Image
Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me. — Dead Kennedys Copy Share Image
We want people boiling for revenge in their living rooms so we can go play shoot-em-up anywhere we choose. — Dead Kennedys Copy Share Image
