God Quote by Hemant Smarty Download Open image “Officer , I swear to drunk Im not God!” — Hemant Smarty ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare God Sarcastic
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say.........Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the expression 'God protects fools and drunks'? I qualify for both. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
Never listen to cops always listen to God beacause God never said to put your hands up — Shaby Gunna Copy Share Image
I know I will never ever have you again so should I try? I know you will never care so why do I cry?… — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
I know the fights that we have can last for hours,days, or even weeks, but your love with me can last foreverrr — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
Ure the only person whos ever really known me. And when Im with you, I feel normal. Ill always love you for that - — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
People always tell me that I look sad and tired. I know I look sad and tired.. IAM sad and tired. — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
Panic attacks and Anxiety. When you lose control, cant think straight, cant stop shaking and totally break down — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
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Being in love really makes me happy or its just being happy makes me fall in love ? — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
You shouldnt have said I loved you ,you shouldnt have broke my heart you shouldnt have made me sad you shouldnt have made me… — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“God hates Hell. He hates the idea of people going there. He hates it so much that He was willing to take on human… — Evan Minton Copy Share Image
“am not suggesting that successes in academics, athletics, or vocation somehow stand outside God’s good plan. Learning and play are joys that God himself… — Timothy Paul Jones Copy Share Image
I pray that wherever we are and whatever duties we have in the priesthood of God, we will be united in the cause to… — Henry B. Eyring Copy Share Image
Philosopher is a dictator who modifies accepted standards with his thoughts. — Ilkin Santak Copy Share Image
Here's the reality. The image of a white Jesus has been used to justify enslavement, conquest, colonialism, the genocide of indigenous peoples. There are… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
A lot of people have been saying 'The 100' reminds them of 'Lord Of The Flies,' 'Lost' and 'Battlestar Galactica,' and all of those… — Marie Avgeropoulos Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home? — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
