Sarcastic Quote by Hemant Smarty

Writing should be like skirts. Long enough to cover what it needs to cover and short enough to maintain interest.

— Scott McClanahan

There's a time and a place for all sizes and textures of paper.

— Tim Key

Teacher: Your paper should be 5-8 pages Long. Me: 5 Pages it is.

— Anonymous

My teacher told us essays are like skirts....Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting.

— Anonymous

I never knew what to do with a paper except to put it in a side pocket or pass it to a clerk who…

— Ulysses S. Grant

What can this piece of paper do; imagine?

— Alamgir Hashmi

I'm superstitious about the paper that I use, for example. I've written all my novels on a paper of a particular size with lines…

— Philip Pullman

“She wrote a long letter on a short piece of paper”

— Travel Schedule

Paper is a uniquely beautiful format, more so than the web, I think: you need to invest in the aesthetics.

— Dave Eggers

Teacher: Your paper must be 3-5 pages long. Me: Ok then, 3 it is.

— Anonymous

You can't go by what things look like on paper.

— Megyn Kelly

Never confide your secrets to paper; it is like throwing a stone in the air; and if you know who throws the stone, you…

— Pedro Calderon de la Barca