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...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt…

— Tyler Perry

Some might say the mini skirt is a whimsical piece of clothing, worn only by good time gals who just want to have fun.…

— Dawn O'Porter

Sexiness today is not about having a perfect body and wearing a tight mini skirt; it's about what you don't show that's truly sexy.

— Maria Cornejo

A skirt is no obstacle to extemperaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers.

— Helen Lawrenson

If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a little more…

— Anonymous

GIRLS DON'T DRESS FOR BOYS, THEY DRESS FOR THEMSELVES. IF GIRLS DRESSED FOR BOYS, THEY'D JUST WALK AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME. ;)

— Anonymous

When the mini skirt arrived on the scene in the 60s it was both hailed and hated. It represented female liberation, but also encouraged…

— Dawn O'Porter

“A while back a young woman from another state came to live with some of her relatives in the Salt Lake City area for…

— D. Todd Christofferson

It's different having a little girl. She's elegant. She sleeps in an elegant position. She's the cutest thing. I can't wait to get home…

— David Beckham

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked…

— Betsey Johnson

Mini dresses that have an over skirt of tulle makes it traditional and modern at the same time.

— Reem Acra

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys theyd just walk around…

— Anonymous