Adult jokes Quote by Mharwhyn Download Open image “SEnd me a picture of U!” — Mharwhyn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Adult jokes Horny
Awww emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaa love u too u r the best !! sry I didnt got ur pic..mahar incresed rate of those pic... :) take care… — Shiva Copy Share Image
Love is like a prom, you wear beautiful clothes and cover your face with make-ups. But what matters most is the person who will… — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
This is my fish Ariel... she died last dec 27... twas so sad but, life must go on... — Mharwhyn Copy Share Image
My mother is the best not because she cooks great or wash my clothes well.... she is the BEST because she gave birth of… — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
When you talk shit about me behind my dumb ass, you only have two options... you cut your TONGUE or just STOP BREATHING.. which… — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DONT SEND TEXT MESSAGES HAHAHAHHA.. BEWARE PEOPLE! — Mharwhyn Copy Share Image
If I will ever lose you... Yes I can live and go on, but it will be like being a ZOMBIE. Moving but Lifeless... — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
GOd is the strength of my Heart... I will never stop loving, because he never made my heart to stop from beating... — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
It's not throwback thursday or flashback friday.. but that's me when I was 2 years old... INNOCENT lol — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
I want to suck you ¦ lick you ¦ wanna move my tongue all over you ¦ wanna feel you in my mouth ¦… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend PEPSODENT reminding you to… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said Na my wife is better. 2nd went in and came… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor I am divorcing him for threatening… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
What is the difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt & A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look SEXY… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours¦..toilet! — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited). — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied NO Never!! Boy said to girl :… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply? — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
HUSBAND: if I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
