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“If you have to get out of bed to talk to your best friend, you married the wrong person.”

— Leticia Walker

“In fact, we'd discussed marriage on several occasions just because we seemed to get along so well, but after thinking long and hard, I…

— Chelsea Handler

“You're the best gay friend I've ever had!”

— America talking to France

“Marriage is living together with someone you can confide in and have as your best friend”

— John Arthur

“When God brought the first man his spouse, he brought him not just a lover but the friend his heart had been seeking. Proverbs…

— Timothy Keller

“but never try to answer for what is between a husband and his wife, or a lover and his mistress. There is always one…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I had not slept with many men other than my husband, but I had noticed that before to sleep, actually sleep with someone did…

— Diana Gabaldon

“Don't tell your friend you are fighting with your wife, it gives him pleasure”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“If I’d known having a gay best friend meant I had to go to clubs with names like Liquid and Bulge and Cockhole, I…

— T.J. Klune

“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You’re like my wife.” “Because I’m not sleeping with you either?”

— Richard Castle

“Don't forget to be your wife's best friend as well as her husband. True friendship in marriage does away with all sorts of trouble.”

— Blanche Ebbutt