“You said yourself the guy looks like he pleasures himself to pictures of Rahm Emanuel.” — Richard Castle Humor Copy Share Image
“Are you saying that someone framed Bigfoot for murder?" -- From the "Fast and the Furriest” — Richard Castle Bigfoot Copy Share Image
“Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just peed myself a little. Seriously, I did.” — Richard Castle Autopsy Copy Share Image
“John Lennon said life was what happened while you made other plans. So was death.” — Richard Castle Death Copy Share Image
“For the right woman? I'd like to think I'd do just about anything.” — Richard Castle Feminism Copy Share Image
“Retaliation is not the answer. You're going to have to deal with mean backstabbing girls your whole life, you need to learn… — Richard Castle Fatherly-advice Copy Share Image
“Remember what one of our philosophers once said, 'In the human heart there is a perpetual generation of passions, such that the… — Richard Castle Human heart Copy Share Image
“We all try. And try as we might to control things, sometimes bad things get in and it's not our fault.” — Richard Castle Bad thing Copy Share Image
“Rook asked, "Did you really stab him with an icicle?" When she nodded, he said, "Please tell me you said FREEZE." Richard… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“As a writer, I can think of no greater terror than confronting a blank page, except perhaps the terror of being shot… — Richard Castle Blank page Copy Share Image
“It’s not about knowing. You can never really know someone. It’s really about trust.” — Jameson Rook, Heat Rises” — Richard Castle Knowing Copy Share Image
“No shame in having a ghostwriter," Storm said. "Some of the best books published every year are penned by talented writers whose… — Richard Castle Books Copy Share Image
“There's one possibility we're neglecting...the drone itself. It's rise of the machines. Skynet." -- From "Human Factor” — Richard Castle Computers Copy Share Image
“Rook gave Heat and Ochoa each a bottle of water, and both chugged. 'While you were in there, I went in the… — Richard Castle Adventure Copy Share Image
“He wrote as if he were the reader. It was also how he kept his writing from becoming too cute, which is… — Richard Castle Books Copy Share Image
“As Toppers rose from her seat on a sofa to meet him, Storm realized that he was looking at an architectural marvel.… — Richard Castle Humor Copy Share Image
“Around 11 P.M., unable to concentrate on his work or even watch the news, he had started to wonder if this was… — Richard Castle Humour Copy Share Image
“It's so funny castle, you know, at first I loved that he was so busy. It just, it just gave me the… — Richard Castle Attraction Copy Share Image
“Newsflash she already has body image issues. It's an intrinsic part of being a woman. Every woman in the world has some… — Richard Castle Body image Copy Share Image
“I’m trying to figure the rules. This isn’t yin and yang, it’s more like yin and yank. The past few days I’ve… — Richard Castle Detective fiction Copy Share Image
“You remember how he used to be girl on either arm? You really don't see that guy too much anymore. Why do… — Richard Castle Booty call Copy Share Image
“Anything is possible." "You really believe that?" "It's what the great love stories are about, right?Beating the odds.” — Richard Castle Beating-the-odds Copy Share Image
“-Tu teoría sería interesante si no fuera por un pequeño detalle. -¿Cuál? -Que no estaba escuchando” — Richard Castle Amor Copy Share Image
“Without noticing it, Heat had begun seeing herself as working for her Captain and lost sight of her guiding principle, that she… — Richard Castle Heart Copy Share Image
“Or maybe go sci-fi. You sorta look like that guy who roamed outer space everybody's so crazy about." "Malcolm Reynolds?" asked Rook.” — Richard Castle Firefly Copy Share Image
“I've been thinking about how ugly gossip is. How it victimizes people, but how as much as we say we hate it,… — Richard Castle Gossip Copy Share Image
“[She] was trading sex for print. She certainly wouldn't be the first woman to do that, now, would she, Nikki Heat?” — Richard Castle Woman Nikki Copy Share Image
“You’re like my wife.” “Because I’m not sleeping with you either?” — Richard Castle Like Copy Share Image