Humor Quote by Richard Castle Download Open image ““You said yourself the guy looks like he pleasures himself to pictures of Rahm Emanuel.”” — Richard Castle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“He took my hand in his with a smile that beamed with delusions of being a rich and attractive playboy.” — Kimberli A. Bindschatel Copy Share Image
“YOU SEE THE WORLD THAT YOU HAVE MADE, BUT YOU DO NOT SEE YOURSELF AS THE IMAGE-MAKER.” — Gabrielle Bernstein Copy Share Image
“I steel myself for a smirk, an arrogant chuckle, or some sort of recognition, but he’s leaning back in his chair, alternating between absently… — A.M. Robinson Copy Share Image
“I tried imitating him a few times. But I was too self-conscious, like someone trying to feel natural while walking about naked in a… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
“Whatever gave you the idea I had any intention of fitting anyone's picture? I plan on creating my own.” — Pippa Croft Copy Share Image
“A man's alter ego is nothing more than his favorite image of himself.” — Stan Redding Copy Share Image
“Write something about me then,' he said when I came back. He grinned. 'Go on! Now! I bet you can!' 'I don't do portraits,… — M. John Harrison Copy Share Image
“Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.” — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
“You remember how he used to be girl on either arm? You really don't see that guy too much anymore. Why do you think… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“For the right woman? I'd like to think I'd do just about anything.” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“No shame in having a ghostwriter," Storm said. "Some of the best books published every year are penned by talented writers whose identity the… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“Newsflash she already has body image issues. It's an intrinsic part of being a woman. Every woman in the world has some part of… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“[She] was trading sex for print. She certainly wouldn't be the first woman to do that, now, would she, Nikki Heat?” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“John Lennon said life was what happened while you made other plans. So was death.” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“As Toppers rose from her seat on a sofa to meet him, Storm realized that he was looking at an architectural marvel. She weighed… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“Around 11 P.M., unable to concentrate on his work or even watch the news, he had started to wonder if this was how it… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“Remember what one of our philosophers once said, 'In the human heart there is a perpetual generation of passions, such that the ruin of… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“I’m trying to figure the rules. This isn’t yin and yang, it’s more like yin and yank. The past few days I’ve been going,… — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image