Jokes Quote by Mharwhyn Download Open image “THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DONT SEND TEXT MESSAGES HAHAHAHHA.. BEWARE PEOPLE!” — Mharwhyn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Text Messages
Wondering why somebody didn't text back, then realizing you didn't even send the text!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you text somebody and you forget to send it and saves to drafts and then later your'e like...why arent they… — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
That annoying feeling when youre dying to talk to someone, but you refuse to text them first. :( — Eddy Jay Copy Share Image
That annoying feeling when you're dying to text someone, but you just refuse to text them first. — Dariyonna Johnson Copy Share Image
Shit I Dont Like : when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. — Gusso Montanna Copy Share Image
Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon we don't care. We are all… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
I like texting people who actually text real convos. And not just yeah, cool, lol, ok — Unkown Copy Share Image
I hate it when you get a text and you're like how da hell do I reply to this?!?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't mind if somebody texts me but I'm not a big texter, the things are too small. I don't mind if they text,… — Penny Marshall Copy Share Image
Love is like a prom, you wear beautiful clothes and cover your face with make-ups. But what matters most is the person who will… — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
This is my fish Ariel... she died last dec 27... twas so sad but, life must go on... — Mharwhyn Copy Share Image
My mother is the best not because she cooks great or wash my clothes well.... she is the BEST because she gave birth of… — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
When you talk shit about me behind my dumb ass, you only have two options... you cut your TONGUE or just STOP BREATHING.. which… — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
If I will ever lose you... Yes I can live and go on, but it will be like being a ZOMBIE. Moving but Lifeless... — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
GOd is the strength of my Heart... I will never stop loving, because he never made my heart to stop from beating... — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
It's not throwback thursday or flashback friday.. but that's me when I was 2 years old... INNOCENT lol — MHARWHYN Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
