I heard NASA wanted to invade your thigh gap. There was a lot of space between them thighs — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didnt really that was a lie. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I was just playing around with my imagination...Then everything got intense — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
If I was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasn't my fault they don't have Windows. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Imagination is for Turbonerds who can't handle how kickbutt reality is. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Let's never be stupid again. WAIT! Lets always be stupid! Forever! — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Where the fuck did that spider just go? An Australian summer musical featuring the hit song I swear I just killed you,… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Cheer up, you're never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Taken during the new year, and wanted to wish you all on the same day, but wasn't able to upload it at that instant..… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I feel absent from lot of things. From people, from emotions. I just want to blur everything out. I just want to find some… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I was made to keep your body warm, But Im cold as the wind blows, So hold me in your arms¦ — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Put a pancake on a girls head when shes asleep to keep her warm and safe. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
My life changed forever when I found out the word slang was actually slang for shortened language — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
How do I say, You're the grossest thing ever without offending you? — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
