Jokes Quote by Ramandeep Singh Download Open image “Don't squeeze me... I'll fart.” — Ramandeep Singh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Welfare
“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Never hold your farts in...because if you do, they travel up your spine and thus where shitty ideas come from.... — Author Name Copy Share Image
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Cheer up, you're never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Taken during the new year, and wanted to wish you all on the same day, but wasn't able to upload it at that instant..… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I feel absent from lot of things. From people, from emotions. I just want to blur everything out. I just want to find some… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I was made to keep your body warm, But Im cold as the wind blows, So hold me in your arms¦ — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Put a pancake on a girls head when shes asleep to keep her warm and safe. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
My life changed forever when I found out the word slang was actually slang for shortened language — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
How do I say, You're the grossest thing ever without offending you? — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
