Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “My fart just whispered, ...room for dessert!” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went… — Patience Copy Share Image
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Hahaha XD my brother, mom, and I waiting in line in MCdonalds and my brother farted then I farted then my mom farted XD… — Patience Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart… — Lol Copy Share
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
