Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “The fart is coming from....inside your pants” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
