Fart Quote by Alan Bennett

“as stagnant as a fart in space”

— Michael Chatfield

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

If few worlds have microbial life, it dramatically reduces the chances that more complex organisms exist.

— Debra Fischer

We're here on Earth to fart around

— Kurt Vonnegut

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

— Nikhil Saluja

Space and time may have a structure as intricate as the fauna of a rich ecosystem, but on a scale far larger than the…

— Martin Rees

Scientists have theorized that when Earth comes to its final days, the only life left on the planet would be in the form of…

— Brad Steiger

“Our lives are small temporally as well as spatially: if this 14-billion-year cosmic history were scaled to one year, then 100,000 years of human…

— Max Tegmark

The majority of life on Earth is microbial

— Caleb Scharf

“What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan.”

— Robert Bevan