Earth Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that.…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“Ideas on Earth were badges of friendship or enmity. Their content did not matter. Friends agreed with friends, in order to express friendliness. Enemies…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?…

— Jamie Ponti

“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.”

— Alice Clayton

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.”

— Stella Lennon